Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
OH MY GOD IOS7 SENDS YOUR EMAILS FROM THE NAME SIRI CALLS YOU.
I’VE BEEN SIGNING EMAILS TO MY BOSS AS “JAY-Z”
How to recover from being denied a kiss
beiber once again shows himself as a shining pinnacle of humanity
oh god it’s real
REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES
1 million notes and i’ll do it
let’s ruin this persons life and reblog
Got my haircut the other day. I’m looking good #selfie #shaved I can do a lot with it #mgmt #long on top #short on the sides
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects
Then how do they expect a single student to learn all the subjects fuck